Companions for Professionals
CFP Inc.
Are you a busy professional whose schedule doesn’t permit the time to develop a relationship? Have you tried dating service after dating service only to find the results to be inadequate? Are you a man or woman who knows exactly what you want from a partner? Isn’t it time you tried something different? Isn’t it time you got exactly what you want? CFP strives to provide just that, exactly the partner you want.
At CFP, our goal is to connect, you our clients, to specifically tailored individuals. We will do all the hard work for you. Pick from our extensive inventory of young men and women. CFP can be a simple connection liaison or we can provide in depth training for your potential companion. Basic training regimens ensure your potential companion will be healthy, a trained cook, a competent house keeper, first aid/CPR certified, and respectful at all times. Our state of the art psychological molding process will ensure your mate is loyal and thinks only of new ways to please you. Advanced training options can further specialize your potential mate. Options include, but are not limited to, massage therapy, intimate relations, subtle social flattery, and gardening. Here at CFP we cover all the bases and if there is a little something extra you desire, please do not hesitate to ask. Our training programs are flexible, and will also allow you to design your own program. At CFP we strive to create perfectly tailored mates.
CFP can also provide marriage certificates, paperwork preparation services, and pre-nuptial legal advice. Our specialists will take the stresses out of planning and allow you to enjoy your new found companion. Don’t succumb to the drudgery of planning your special day; allow us to make your special day the perfect day. We have several prestigious packages available, and there is sure to be something that suits you. If none of our preplanned packages appeal, CFP can always customize a package just for you. CFP partners with hundreds of leisure and travel companies worldwide to provide the best service possible. CFP truly is your one stop relationship shop.
Take a minute to fill out our short questionnaire and we will send you pictures of up to 5 individuals that most closely match your answers for free. You can receive pictures of all your potential matches for a small fee. After you choose a companion and make an initial deposit, your companion’s customized training program will begin. Upon completion of the training program, final payment is due and CFP will prepare all applicable paperwork and event planning.
CFP guarantees every companion for the life of that companion. CFP’s return policy is the best in the business and we offer unprecedented flexibility. If you have any gripes or complaints about the quality of the companion received, feel free to contact us and we will make every effort to provide an acceptable replacement.
Life is too short to leave love to chance. Visit CFP and realize how perfect it can be.
Client Testimonials:
Bruce Jacobson: I was skeptical at first, but CFP handled all of my concerns with the utmost professionalism. I have been married for 5 years now, thank you CFP.
Marlane Roberts: Relationships have been hard for me to find, but CFP made it easy. I got exactly the man I wanted, with a little extra to help me through those stressful work weeks. I couldn’t picture being married any other way, thank you CFP.
Diane Curtiz: I was originally drawn to CFP by curiosity, but didn’t believe it could work for me. Now after 10 years of being happily married, I am a believer. Thank you CFP.
Bill Clayton: I have spent a lot of time in the public eye so it is hard for me to find a person who genuinely loves me for me. Even if I find someone who cares, what are the chances they will share my sexual flare. Finding CFP was a blessing. I now have a beautiful, caring, and sexually stimulating partner. Thank you CFP.
1 comment:
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